No sooner had I released a selfie and moaned on about the weather (a very British thing to do!) and then suddenly the summer starts to peep through. I can almost hear the classical music as I walk through my garden sniffing in the flowers and admiring all god's creations. Even the fox at the end of the garden squatting to do a turd is beautiful…in its own way. Which reminds me that a friend might be buying a large villa in Spain – this can only mean one thing – theinvisbleham's Spanish Boob Extravaganza! I love taking photos of and filming tits and I especially love it in the sun – there's something so damn horny about sun bathed nubile young females. Makes one feel alive!
Talking of nubile young females, the girl featured in this selfie is called Dana. She is from Prague and she is very hot indeed! I almost didn't film shoot with Dana because it was a Friday and I was already hammered by 5pm but I pulled all the stops out and managed to get to her. Filming drunk isn't so awesome and there's always the fear that I knock all the lights over (I'm clumsy at the best of times) but everything went according to plan – phew!
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So I sit here typing with fingers bloody freezing off – almost May and it was snowing this week! It's colder in London that on the skiing holiday I went in February – it's about time I moved somewhere like Colombia where the weather is hot and the chicks are tasty. One day!
So in this brass monkey weather what better way to warm you up than a crotch tickling striptease from the lovely Samantha Alexandra. I have filmed with her a few time before however this one is a bit special as the blonde bombshell has had a baby recently so her tits are full and her nipples are big, dark and erect – very hot!
And remember, if you have a lady with great tits or you're a guy who has the good fortune of having a lady with yummy tits then get in contact with me at email@example.com – we could make those boobies famous!
While reviewing Nina Carter's amazing sizable natural breasts in this short selfie I had a wee smile to myself. It was while watching her brushing her teeth; her lovely tits wobbling and her nipples becoming erect. This by itself is always enough to make both me - and my cock – smile however what occurred to me was that when I started all this back in 2006 there was absolutely no porn available of women doing average domestic stuff while semi clothed (for “down blouse”), topless or naked; hell, there wasn't even a category called “Down Blouse”! But now there's absolutely loads of content out there showing this type of niche. And I tell you what – I couldn't be happier! It means the kind of thing that gets my old motor going is so much more easy to get hold of – if I didn't have a website and I was starting out now I probably wouldn't bother as half of the reason I started this was because the content I liked wasn't available which basically meant I had to film it. Sweet!
So enjoy Nina Carter and that wonderful set of tits go through the everyday humdrum of dental hygiene - and love it!
It's funny the way our early years form the way we fell about stuff in our later lives. Take me for instance: I saw a big pair of tits with long erect nipples when I was on a beach at around 4 years old. This very much excited me (probably p... more
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The gorgeous busty redhead Georgina is back for another selfie movie. This time she's wrapping those lovely bit natural tits of hers around what looks to be a hard cock in pyjama bottoms – could that be my erect member?! I'm not sure you know; my memory just isn't what it used to be!
Maybe your girlfriend or wife likes a good diddy ride? If she does how about videoing and sending it to me and join the much revered pages of theinvisibleham selfie section! Contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org and let the universe see a damn good titty fuck!
I hope everyone had a splendid Christmas and Hogmanay!
Back to the grind now though and by “grind” I mean ogling big tits and chunky erect nipples! There's just no end in sight when it comes to my enthusiasm for lovely lady bumps and this tasty MILF and an excellent set of knockers make no mistake. It's back to MILF-land (distant cousin of the wonderful PooNarnia) with the filthy MILF April. You can tell by that accent she just loves the cock (why do Northern birds sound like they love it?!)
Think you have what it takes to get a selfie on theinvisibleham? Show me then! Remember you don't need to show your face – tits, tits and ass, or tits, ass and pussy. All great options! Send an email to email@example.com and let's show those lovely baps to the world!
Yes, the huge natural breasted Portuguese Anastasia is back…and this time she means business! And when I say business I mean boob massaging business as those wonderful tits of hers get a good body cream and self-grope session. Boy would I have loved to have been the one applying the cream but you know…this is supposed to be a selfie so no wondering camera man hands allowed!
You reckon your lady has a great pair of tits? Or you're a girl reading this (shock horror!) and you think you have a lovely set of knockers. Well let's see them then! Cash paid for making a video and sending to firstname.lastname@example.org – come on and show those lovely boobs to the world!
So if there was an equivalent of “Miss World” for awesome natural tits then Wales' entry would surely be the awesome Emma Green. Emma Green truly has a set of tits to behold and I can tell you I spied those puppies fighting in a bag for h... more
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Katie Lou has the kind of amazing breasts that knock through plateaus. You've had 5 orgasms in one day – but one look at Katie Lou and those cracking tits of hers absolutely guarantee you'll on for another. All of us bar her other half will just have to use pictures and video for stimulation but we can but dream!
This is the last selfie video I have of Katie Lou so I reckon it's time to get filming with her again – I need my Katie Lou awesome tit fix! (They truly are a sight to behold in the flesh let me tell you)
And remember, if you're a woman with great tits or your wife or girlfriend has a cracking set of Bristols then get in contact with me email@example.com and show those bad boys off to the world for cash!
Here's a hot selfie video for all you old school stockings and suspenders lovers! The super sexy MILF Janet is back and she slowly pulls up her skirt and shows us that she's wearing a very saucy set of suspenders – my word! Then she goes on to show us those lovely big natural tits of hers all the while not showing her face because she most certainly does not want to lose her job! Hopefully no one will recognise those lovely legs and big natural tits of hers!
Listen out for her hubby's comedy musical belly, I think it growls when he's horny.
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